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Best line from Iraq

Posted on: Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 in: What's Up

Staff Sgt. Kevin Kimmey’s words to an NPR interviewer regarding the war in Iraq:
“I can’t say the war is right or wrong, but I can say I’ve never seen some people needed killing more than some of the people over here”
Now that’s clarity of purpose. Sgt. Kimmey doesn’t get bogged down in the details. […]

And deliver us from OPEC

Posted on: Monday, April 28th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

It appears that San Francisco is again in the headlines for the problem solving prowess of its citizens. One local group has determined that the only salvation from the high gas prices is a pray in at the local Chevron.
“God, deliver us from these high gas prices,” Twyman said. “That’s all they have to say.”
Well, […]

She’s single guys

Posted on: Saturday, April 26th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Looks like the newest American Gladiator and MMA chick Erin Toughill, is back on the market. Anyone man enough for that?

Wanna puke

Posted on: Thursday, April 24th, 2008 in: What's Up

Are you missing that blissful feeling of sheer disgust for your fellow man. Here is a sure fire way to bring it back.
Type your name into the search bar on facebook. Look at the pictures. Then run over to the nearest government registry and change your name to Alfonso Ferderov. At least that one is […]

Traumady’s first law of organizational dynamics

Posted on: Thursday, April 24th, 2008 in: Badder Business Advice

When your plan necessitates stepping on a lot of toes, make sure that you kiss the feet that they are attached to.

igayphone

Posted on: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 in: What's Up

These guys are wrong. Iphone owners ain’t all gay, they just act like it.
So there.

Make it stop

Posted on: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Once upon a time there was a web site called iphonesaviour.com. Then one day…Oh God, it still exists. It was there earlier today, and I was really, really hoping that it would be gone by dinner.
The evidence is irrefutable. A BMW turns you into a tail gaiting, lane swerving, freeway drivin a-hole. An iphone […]

Mass starvation in silicon valley

Posted on: Monday, April 21st, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

If you didn’t get your 11 strips of bacon for breakfast today maybe you should read this little gem. The best part is the following line, ““You can’t eat this every day. It’s too heavy,” a health care executive from Palo Alto, Sharad Patel, grumbled as his son loaded two sacks of the Basmati into […]

More youtube goodness

Posted on: Sunday, April 20th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Stuff I wanted to do as a kid but couldn’t because my mom wouldn’t let me have hand grenades around the house.

Lock your doors and load your guns - someone let a congressmen out of the House

Posted on: Saturday, April 19th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

If anyone doubts that members of the US Congress are the biggest threat to liberty and prosperity faced by Americans, then Cliff Stearns and John Shimkis are happy to remind you. Seems like evil old Google “outmaneuvered” the hapless FCC, leading to open access to the 700 Mhz spectrum that will result in greater choice […]