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Susan Stupidirandon

Posted on: Friday, May 30th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

Another election, another pain in the ass celebrity who thinks that someone cares what she thinks.
She [Susan Sarandon] says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, “It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.”
I hate to tell you Susan, but the current Canadian Prime […]

Hold out your hand

Posted on: Thursday, May 29th, 2008 in: What's Up

Take a look at this add for a stop smoking clinical trial you can join if you are so inclined. I really like the requirements:
Participants must be between 21 and 50 years old, right handed, with a current smoking habit of at least 15 cigarettes per day over the past 3 years.
Now why […]

Plastic for brains

Posted on: Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

When Traumady.com runs short on idiots to ridicule, the simple fix involves turning on NPR radio for about 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time to catch 4 or 5 retarded statements from the mouths of self righteous twits speaking in that “oh I may say stupid things, but I do so intelligently” tone of voice. […]

Are you kidding me!

Posted on: Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

Guess what! Your loyal leaders in Congress have decided that the answer to high oil prices is to sue OPEC. The House vote was 324-84 in favor of the lawsuit.
How hard do you think that OPEC members are laughing? Is our next threat that we will go crying to our mommies? Here’s a little tip […]

Cycle of Google

Posted on: Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 in: Badder Business Advice

What this? Some people are quiting their jobs at Google. Say it ain’t so. Take a look at those pictures. Tell me that having a spiral kids slide in your company’s cafeteria isn’t the ultimate goal in life.
Why should anyone be shocked?  Having been with another Silicon Valley company that achieved great success at the […]

I’ll just have an Obamawitch

Posted on: Monday, May 19th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

Here is a little sanctimonious clip from our new Queen to be, Barack.
“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.
Actually we can. Hey mister “It’s all […]

Linkedin Lobotomy

Posted on: Friday, May 16th, 2008 in: What's Up

Years ago a former college friend sent me an invitation to this internet thing called linkedin. Being young and naive about the evils of the internet (and probably drunk), I signed right up. Over the years I have accepted invitations from nearly 28 other people that I have been doing my best to avoid. Now […]

You looking at me?

Posted on: Monday, May 12th, 2008 in: What's Up

What do you suppose would possess a chick with goofy teeth and one googly eyeball to post this gallery of pictures of herself on the internet (the bottom right one is the most nakedy, for those who like that kind of thing)
Maybe this video explains it. Or maybe not. But this one definitely explains the […]

Get it while you can

Posted on: Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Got a little bit of extra disposable income, with emphasis on the “little” part. How ’bout this nice little treat.
I think his other auctions are of peanuts shaped like the Virgin Mary.

One legged Larry

Posted on: Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

More goodies from the San Jose Mercury news police blotter:
2300 block of El Camino Real, April 27 A naked man seen hopping around on one leg at a service station was located in a parking lot wearing a shirt and underwear. The man was determined to be under the influence of a controlled substance and […]