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In case you didn’t know, tomatoes are evil. Evil. Very evil.
And it case you didn’t know this either, George W. Bush promotes the evil tomato industry.

According to dailytech, the iphone was created to spread hatred of women and fat people. As our heroine for today puts it:
Erica Watson-Currie of Newport Beach, Calif., a consultant and lecturer, is among the women up in arms that the iPhone won’t respond to their long fingernails.  She states, “Considering ergonomics and user studies indicating […]

The following was posted on a slashdot forum regarding the digital battlefield:
We have a quote of the week on our agency’s intranet page (which sometimes stays up for two weeks). Earlier this month, the quote was:
If you tell people where to go but not how to get there, you will be amazed […]

There is a roaring business converting the postage stamp size backyards in urban San Francisco to super hippie feel good gardens. At least that is what SFgate says in this article. The coolest thing is that these compost heads actually think that they are saving the world by growing 15 tomatoes and 23 pumpkins. As […]

It has come to our attention that we are not be taken seriously here at Traumady.com. Ever since the controlled demolition of the World Trade Center by Haliburton subsidiaries acting on behalf of Jewish bankers acting on behalf of neo-nazi’s acting on behalf of shifty neoconservatives, organizations like 911truth.org have had a monopoly on internet […]

Finally, scientists writing in Nature have figured out what everyone already knows. People, and I use that term loosely, who slap all sorts of bumper stickers, tinted windows, fuzzy dice, and giant amplifiers all over their vehicles drive like a-holes. We’ll they don’t just drive like a-holes, they are a-holes.
Sociology is SOOOO cutting edge.

Saudi Arabia will supposedly increase their oil production to help lower the oil price. At the same time they ask the Europeans to cut their gas taxes.
Next month, the Saudis will be pumping an extra half-a-million barrels of oil a day compared to last month, bringing total Saudi production to 9.7 million […]

Ah yes, the high oil prices are caused by those evil “speculators”, as OPEC President Chakib Khelil says:
“The market fundamentals are not affecting prices. The problem is the economic crisis in the United States which led to a fall in the dollar’s value, and threats against Iran which increased geopolitical tensions,” OPEC […]

In an apparent attempt to prove that the Washington DC may not have the worlds stupidest Senators, Canadian Senator Larry Campbell has introduced a bill banning those damn ‘merican football rules from sullying the pristine nature of the Canadian football experience. Or as Senator Campbell puts it:
“There’s always this idea that, if it’s your own […]

The Drudge Report has something wrong with its headline mining process? Either that or the FDA is truly missing a regulatory opportunity. By now, most of us have heard about the Salmonella illnesses associated with tomatoes. Here is the article.
Highlights to note are the “…167 reported cases as of Tuesday, including […]