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Spider soup

Posted on: Saturday, July 26th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

From the associated press:
South Texans eager to salvage what they can from waterlogged homes struck by Hurricane Dolly have another problem: The floodwaters they’re slogging through are laced with stinging fire ants, snakes and even deadly tarantulas.
Oh No! Not deadly tarantulas! As one of the readers comments:
Tarantulas and fire ants like Hurricanes are all caused […]

Brainputer

Posted on: Friday, July 25th, 2008 in: What's Up

Finally you can purchase a brain powered controller for your video games. This part is the best:
At the time of writing, we have learned to control several Brainfingers, however it is difficult to pin-point when we learned how to use them. We initially started trying to learn Brainfingers in the configuration utility by observing the […]

Howard Stern finally learns.

Posted on: Thursday, July 24th, 2008 in: What's Up

So says Howard:
“The fact that these Democrats on the FCC are communists,” Stern said. “They’re for communism.”
There’s a shocker! Maybe he could call up Obama and ask him to consider running for president of Germany, as it seems that they love him so much over there. I don’t know if inducing a bunch of […]

laser guided spider

Posted on: Sunday, July 13th, 2008 in: What's Up

This terrifying monster nearly bit the end off my finger before I could get the camera. I don’t know anything about spiders, but a little googling and it turns out to be a daring jumping spider. Now I find out that it can jump 50 times its own length. I wouldn’t have stuck my eyeball […]

smoking too much wii-d

Posted on: Thursday, July 10th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Oh the humanity. Some company has developed, if one can use that word, a video game simulating rowdy frat parties. You can check out the story on Dailytech.
Apparently some believe that this will encourage youngsters to get into beer pong at too tender of age:
Enraged parents feared that their teenagers would buy this game and […]

You could take out an eye!

Posted on: Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 in: What's Up

Watch video. ’nuff said.

Floating on stupidity

Posted on: Friday, July 4th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

In case you didn’t hear, one day floating cities will house all the climate change refugees.
That makes sense, because I’m pretty sure that when the sea level goes up 50cm, it will be a lot cheaper to build floating cities than for people to move 400 yards inland. Unless of course the climate change pisses […]

The food pyramid

Posted on: Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 in: What's Up

In case you woke up craving a greaseball breakfast to settle your stomach from last nights bender

It’s supposedly called the “Luther Burger”. A stroke inducing bacon cheeseburger between a pair of heart stopping  Krispy Kreme  doughnuts.