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Posted on: Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 in: What's Up

This blognigger guy has opened up a whole new part of the internet. It’s like I live in China and found my way through the great firewall. It’s like surfing the NPR web site, but exactly the opposite. With stuff like this:
Instead of sitting around like a bunch of faggot academics we decided to settle […]

more from blognigger

Posted on: Monday, August 25th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Whoever writes this blog, is a f-u-c-ing genius. And he found this gem:

Litterary genius

Posted on: Monday, August 25th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Blognigger.com teaches us that the internet still has value from a literary perspective:
WILLIAMSBURG, Brooklyn (BNN) - Local resident Gary Bernbaum, a video store clerk at Kim’s Video on Bleeker, today announced that he would still be eager to bang Christina Applegate despite her recent bilateral mastectomy.
It gets way better from there. Catch it before some […]

Oh..Oh..Oh..Canada

Posted on: Monday, August 25th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

Rejoice all you believers in the superiority and sanctity of Canadian culture in the face of the awesome onslaught of American filth. Finally the Canadian Radio and Television Commission (CRTC) has approved Canada’s first porn channel promising to expose, if you will, viewers to at least 50% Canadian content.
Now I ask, what rules must one […]

Did you sleep through the 90’s Dr Ehrlich?

Posted on: Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 in: What's Up

Never underestimate the ability of NPR radio to wow you with sheer stupidity dressed up as intellectualism. Take today’s guest retard, Paul Ehrlich, Stanford Prof and general pain in the ass, talking on “living on earth”. But don’t take my word for it, you can read the entire transcript. The best part is the last […]

Olympic Traumady

Posted on: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 in: What's Up

For obvious reasons the best Olympic event is clearly women’s beach volleyball. So someone explain to us why NBC never shows any close ups of the babes with the fluorescent bikinis that prance around the outside of the court between sets. I bet commie TV in China shows neck to knee closeups (with the censors […]

Sherdog vs. Slashdot

Posted on: Friday, August 15th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

It’s a cagematch for the title of ultimate dumbest internet forums. The forum pages from mixed martial arts fisticuffs news site sherdog.com vs. the discussions from the ultranerd superdork linux losers at slashdot.org.
So far, sherdog forum posters are leading in the political astuteness department 1-0 with the following:
—–its a lose-lose situation for the presidency
However, the […]

Jeffrey “markets don’t create inovation” Sachs

Posted on: Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 in: Serious Stuff...

Famed development economist Jeffrey Sachs gave a speech on City Arts and Lectures, on NPR radio last night (August 10). Unfortunately NPR can’t publish broadcast on the web for legal reasons, but I can tell you that I heard the illustrious Dr. Sachs utter the following insanity:
“Markets don’t create inovation”.
He went on to talk about […]

Presidential Prerogative

Posted on: Monday, August 11th, 2008 in: Just Goofy

This is why Bush is the greatest President ever! The best Clinton could do was bone overweight chicks under the desk in the oval office, but Bush plays grab-ass with some of the firmest asses in America. And he did it in front of a billion Chinese. How can you not like that?

Cool!

Posted on: Saturday, August 9th, 2008 in: What's Up

During a routine check of Traumady.com’s database this morning, I noticed that an attempt to hack us happened last night. The source was China of course. Cool! It’s nice to know that we have finally achieved the kind of international political power that we are now a threat to the Chinese regime.
Mr. Chinese hacker. Don’t […]