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Make sure you overbid

Posted on: Thursday, January 29th, 2009 in: What's Up

Anyone want a job servicing checkout machines at the Berkeley public library? Mark Steyn reports on the fantastic value Berkeley taxpayers are getting from their civil servants.
And check out the opening line of the original story:
Berkeley’s public library will face a showdown with the city’s Peace and Justice Commission tonight over whether a service contract […]

Sherdog vs. Slashdot Part 3

Posted on: Saturday, January 24th, 2009 in: What's Up

Sherdog forums takes the lead with this most excellent thread. And this most excellent photo:

But Sherdog’s forum posters don’t get many points for spelling.

It just isn’t right

Posted on: Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 in: What's Up

Supposedly Mr. 8 gold medal dude Michael Phelps is spending his time nailing Vegas cocktail waitress Caroline Pal, so says this stocker/paparazi web site.
This is just plain disgusting. It’s not just that she is an inferior race and that if things take a turn for the worse they could produce hidieoous half-breeds like this or […]

Hopefully California will die!

Posted on: Friday, January 16th, 2009 in: Serious Stuff...

And I live there.
But it is the worst governed semi-democratic regime in all the world. And now we find that the mother-f’ing scumbags in Sacramento are going to keep our tax refunds.
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California’s controller says he will begin a 30-day delay on tax refunds and other payments starting Feb. 1 because the […]

This class is 8 units long

Posted on: Monday, January 12th, 2009 in: What's Up

Why didn’t my school have a “how to get laid” class for graduate students, like the University of Potsdam does? That’s the great thing about Germans, as a people they have a knack for taking the mystery and joy out of all human endeavors.
At least technology journalists have some sense of kind of world the […]

Butt prints on my Chevy

Posted on: Sunday, January 11th, 2009 in: What's Up

Larry Flynt is my hero.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/#more-34724
Obviously this is a stunt.  I sure hope that people get his point, although I doubt they’re smart enough to see past the sleazeball veneer of this fine gentleman.  The guy is a lot smarter than people give him credit for, but he’s going to be ignored simply because of his […]

Told you so

Posted on: Sunday, January 11th, 2009 in: Serious Stuff...

Ok, this is from Pravda which is probably only a couple of steps up on the New York Times in the responsible journalism department. But just the same it does point out that there is no danger to humanity from global warming, but if global cooling comes around we are all screwed.
The AGW [anthropogenic global […]

Physics geek needs economics class

Posted on: Saturday, January 10th, 2009 in: What's Up

According to this story linked on the Drudgereport, two Google searches releases as much carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle for tea. This seemed odd so I did some tests of my own. Google was able to find 3,750,000 hits for “midget porn” in 0.13 seconds. I ain’t no scientist, but it seems to me […]

What took you so long?

Posted on: Friday, January 9th, 2009 in: What's Up

Porn has finally gone 3D, according to this article from theinquirer.
Now someone at Nvidia has to figure out how to make facebook go 3D and they will really have something to market.

Wunder Boner

Posted on: Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 in: Just Goofy

Ah yes, it’s always tough to get that fishy smell off your wunder boner.