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Our kind of girl

Posted on: Friday, March 27th, 2009 in: What's Up

How can you not like this story in today’s National Post.
“I lost ‘cause I fouled,” she says of a recent amateur lightweight kickboxing contest. “I kicked her in the vagina. But I dominated.”
I bet she’s single guys. And remember to wear your cup.

Polish up that resume

Posted on: Thursday, March 26th, 2009 in: What's Up

According to this headline, “Obama wants high-paying, high-skill jobs in the future”. That’s fine and all, but he should really demonstrate that he can do the job he has before he gets promoted to a high paying job that requrires a lot of skill.

China gets smart

Posted on: Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 in: What's Up

It appears that the pretend commies in pseudocomunist China have taken our advice and decided it is high time they quit pumping money into the soon to be communist Democratic Republic of Amercia. I know that Obama hasn’t said anything about changing the name of country yet, but if he is really about change, he […]

Mental Suicide in the Obama Years

Posted on: Thursday, March 19th, 2009 in: Serious Stuff...

Man do I feel safer after reading this story.
Obama’s new homeland security has fixed terrorism. WhooHoo!
Or to put in in the works of Janet Napolitano, the new director of homeland security:
In my speech, although I did not use the word “terrorism,” I referred to “man-caused” disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates […]

What a nice guy!

Posted on: Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 in: What's Up

According to this headline, former President Bush refuses to “criticize Obama in Canada”.
Hey Georgie. Obama isn’t in Canada. And he’s a socialist who is bent accomplishing something that even your mismanagement couldn’t do. Bankrupting the ricihest nation in the world.

No longer playing with your Wii

Posted on: Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 in: Just Goofy

Transsexual gamers fight for their rights.
The title says it all.

Recovery plan!

Posted on: Sunday, March 8th, 2009 in: What's Up

Fighting your way back from economic adversity - Obama style!

A “Hard” Way to Die

Posted on: Sunday, March 1st, 2009 in: What's Up

Do not consume an entire bottle of Viagria - no matter what she says!