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Weiner Free Traffic Jam

Posted on: Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 in: What's Up

On Saturday I needed to pick up a friend from the Tenderloin district of San Francisco. After exiting the freeway, I drive down onto 9th street and got immediately jammed in an unmoving mess of cars. Can’t park, can’t move, can’t go anywhere. But I can see this sign that says something like “Civic Center […]

She got quite a set of fake bonds

Posted on: Thursday, June 18th, 2009 in: What's Up

As reported earlier, there is this story floating around about 2 japanese dues trying to cross from Italy to Switzerland with 136 billion in US bearer bonds.
Reports have surfaced that these are real bonds, which if so, you have got to ask, WTF!!!
I would be tempted to say, “let the conspiracy theories begin”, but when […]

Sherdog vs. Slashdot - the winner

Posted on: Saturday, June 13th, 2009 in: Just Goofy

As great as it is to click your way through the clever antics of the linux geeks gracing the pages of slashdot.org, never, never, never, have they ever posted a thread as cool as this one from the MMA knuckleheads at sherdog.com.
And with responses like this:
it makes me feel kinda weird fwapping to incest, not […]

Stealing is hard work

Posted on: Friday, June 12th, 2009 in: What's Up

I steal plenty of pencils and paper from the supply cabinent at work. Yeah, I feel pretty good about my cleverness. Until now. In case you missed it, some dudes have been accused of trying to cross into Switzerland with 130 billion in US treasuries stuffed into their underwear.I definitely need a job where the […]

Back off man!

Posted on: Sunday, June 7th, 2009 in: Just Goofy

Forget Ju-Jitsu or Muay Thai, combat Tai Chi is the most awesome of the ancient martial arts.

Need a new job?

Posted on: Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 in: What's Up

I’m pretty sure that I am getting close to getting canned from my current gig. But there are better jobs out there.

Wrong Industry

Posted on: Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 in: What's Up

If the computer geek industry can have these babes at it’s trade shows, how come we can’t have them at Photonics West.
Laser dorks must demand equal treatment to computer geeks. Dammit Obama. Do something. Where is the change we can believe in?